SUMMER 2010


Greetings Hockey Fanatics!!!

Tell your cousin Jethro to stop working on that Dodge and cancel that fancy trip to Walmart! It's time to lace em' up and hit the ice TOONS ON-ICE style! Just beware of Coach Granny flying through th neutral zone with her giant cooking skillet! One things for sure, if her right hook doesn't dust you off, her slap shot will!! In the immortal words of Mr. T, "I pity the fool that don't like hockey!" You gotta love ice hockey! The hits, the speed, the excitement, the $4 hot-dogs, $8 beers, and $15 parking! All true dedicated hockey fans know that the true science of navigating a good ole' hockey game is juggling a cardboard tray full of hot-dogs without spilling beer on the fans sitting in front of you. Like Dad always says "The only thing more exciting than hockey would be riding a roller coaster @ Six Flags with Megan Fox and Iron Maiden!

"He shoots and he scores!" ( Add crowd noise here ). You can tell life is re-evolving when Gladiator Sports are popular! If hockey rocks, then what does bowling do? NBA Basketball would be a lot more exciting if Lebron James had a stick defending a goalie with a last name you can't pronounce. So if hockey fans turned back time, would an ice hockey referees eye sight get better? If you turned back time, referees would all grow big giant mustaches, drive clunkers, and listen to Disco on 8 track.