TOONS ON-ICE Hockey Comic Book Part 1

^{TOONS ON-ICE CHL Comic Hockey League}^{---- Presents ----}^{Hockeywood Knights vs. Anarchy Machines}^{Episode 1,163,124 in a series of 2,778,199. Collect them all!}
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"Attention earthlings! Aliens have invaded Hockeywood"

"Aliens have invaded planet earth! And their not here to destroy
the human race... They're here to play a little ice hockey!

Our story begins @ the beginning of the 3rd period in a futuristic city
called "Hockeywood" as we join our animated play by play announcers
Howard Small and Biggs Blandston chomping on a jumbo hot-dog...

Hockeywood Knights vs. Anarchy Machines

Play by play commentators
Howard Small and Biggs Blandston...

ARENA - The 9000 Mile High Space
Galactic Freezer Dome Ice Arena in
Hockeywood California.

Referees - Two dozen high-tech black and
white striped, radar-equipped laser assault
CHL 6000 Units.

Tonights Attendance - May 12, 2112,
100,000 "Screaming Hockey Fanactics!

Anarchy Machines

VISITOR

8880 - Wins
0 - Losses
0 - Ties

Anarchy Machines Players

#1 - RU812 Toon...
#00 - Yon Terminateur...
#3 - Mean Machine...
#61 - Rigor Mortis...
#57 - Yon Villian...
#50 - Heir Loomay Toon...
#6 - Matador'ani...
#97 - Tyrant'umphfent...
#90- T. Vicious Toon...
#86 - Stinch Howsing...
#71 - Dump Trucker...
#80 - Toast Buster...
#96 - Yon Von Punching Bag...
#88 - Stellar Master...
#69 - Rack n' Pinion...
#79 - MX Machine...

Goalie #30 - Coke Machine
G.AVG - 0.01...

Goalie #29 - Ciggerette Machine
G.AVG - 1.27...

Head Coach - Rusty Gate Lock...

Hockeywood Knights

HOME

5626 - Wins
2991 - Losses
283 - Ties

Hockeywood Knights Players

#1 - Great White Wayne...
#2 - Reggie Rocket...
#4 - Billy Butcher...
#5 - Yo' Man Bo...
#6 - Hector Mario...
#6 - Julio Mario...
#7 - Gnarly Buddie...
#8 - Alan Gidri...
#9- Jimmy Flin...
#10 - Rasta Vinski...
#11 - Casper the freindly forward...
#13 - Guy Leteurd...
#14 - Gary Goon Toon...
#27 - Baby Tonelli...
#29 - Pete Patrick...
#44 - Igor Sutter...
#80 - J. Bud Light...
#77 - A.J. Borky...

Goalie #29 - Sheman Tank
G.AVG - 3.27...

Goalie #32 - Gunard Blandston
G.AVG - 4.98...

Head Coach - Sargent Slaughteur...

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